The Mechanical Contrivium Knows Things You Don’t
It’s true, it really is, every last friggin’ word of it:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Drunken Smartass!
- Drunken Smartass can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that’s really fast.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Drunken Smartass has 7.
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Drunken Smartass.
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Drunken Smartass!
- California is the biggest exporter of Drunken Smartass in the world.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Drunken Smartass.
- Drunken Smartass is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- In Chinese, the sound ‘Drunken Smartass’ means ‘bite the wax tadpole’.
- Drunken Smartass was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
- Lightning strikes Drunken Smartass over seven times every hour.
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