The Mechanical Contrivium Knows Things You Don’t

It’s true, it really is, every last friggin’ word of it:

 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Drunken Smartass!

 

  1. Drunken Smartass can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that’s really fast.
  2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Drunken Smartass has 7.
  3. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Drunken Smartass.
  4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Drunken Smartass!
  5. California is the biggest exporter of Drunken Smartass in the world.
  6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Drunken Smartass.
  7. Drunken Smartass is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  8. In Chinese, the sound ‘Drunken Smartass’ means ‘bite the wax tadpole’.
  9. Drunken Smartass was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
  10. Lightning strikes Drunken Smartass over seven times every hour.

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